Score: 7

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submission: Angry Dog - Blood Shower

date: July 31, 2008

I know I'm probably going to get marked down for saying this because of how popular this flash is, but I'll explain why its a 7. For some reason, I don't know why people found it really funny. The humor was pretty average, the Care Bear scenes leading up to the ends could have been a lot funnier. Maybe try getting a new writer. I'm not saying its awful but I didn't find it as funny as Metal Gear Awesome.

The animation was good, the lilp syncing was okay, but was really disturbed me the most is that this is the number 1 flash of all time. This is a good flash, but entries like Metal Gear Awesome are better. The reason why so many people found this funny is because the Newgrounds audience is filled with 10 year olds. I'm not saying your flash sucked, but it was really overrated...

Score: 10

"BEST GODDAM MOVIE"

submission: More Brawl Taunts

date: June 5, 2008

BEST GODDAM PART WAS: EITHER THE ENDING OR "I'm disgusting? You're the one that pulls a toad out of your - KDLSJFLAKDSJFAD"

Score: 5

"A Bitter Disappointment..."

submission: StickDude Killing Arena 4

date: May 31, 2008

I've always been a big fan of these series. The 3rd one was defineitley a classic, and was filled with the old-school 2D fashion that I've learned to love. On this one, however, I felt that it lacked a lot of things that you put in your other ones.

1. This 4th movie in the series was short and bittersweet. I was happy that you put it back that you were going to make more, and you returned, but there was a lot of disappointment. You barely incorparated any varities of guns. There were: AK-47, pistols, Uzis, and there were also some random things. The helicopter was a random thing to put in, and was pretty much ruined some scenes.

2. It was all the same. There weren't enough deaths in there, and there weren't enough people on the screen. Usually it was 1 on 1 or 2 on 1 but that one person would always one. One guy lived too long. There wasn't a lot of imagination in this, and your 3D was a good idea, but competely killed it. There's no point in putting 3D into your physics if your figures themselves aren't 3D at all. The imagination was dead in this one. The helicopter scene was so random and ruined the fun because tehre was all of a sudden this unfair balance in the game, and at the end, no one destroyed the helicopter. It just flew off. Your 3D was a bit weird, and needed some work.

I give it a 5 because you returned to your series, but took off 5 points for how short it was and what it lacked. Anybody understand the random sniper???

Score: 6

"Ovveratd."

submission: Purple Sawdust

date: May 1, 2008

Look, this flash is very ovverated. Don't believe me? Okay lets look at it. It's about the popular Dad n' Me, and it was meant for Pico Day, so it gets in. But it really doesn't desrve the 4.10/5 that it currently has. It has good artwork, and good animation, but the stuff is random, and its not even funny. Good, but not great.

Score: 8

"Great Game..."

submission: SC Guitar Maniac Dx 3

date: April 26, 2008

I find this game really fun and its great. The graphics, the modes, and the guitar pick. But the gameplay/songs are terribly hard. After the 2nd song, the 3-9th songs were pratically impossible. Many people don't have good hand eye coordination like me, so maybe adding a bit easier songs. I don't mean make the ENTIRE game easy, but add a couple more easy, and then take it step by step to a medium mode, then a hard mode. The 2nd one was better because the songs were from easy to hard.

Score: 0

"Fucking Gross"

submission: Heath Ledger:Pill Popper

date: March 29, 2008

Look. You don't make games that depict people who die and have you kill them again. You could if it's people like Bin Laden, but Heath Ledger isn't in that category. This is just worng. This is the equivelant to you making a game controlling a plane that flies into the Twin Towers. I don't find any pleasure, and only really SICK people would like this. It's the same reason why people don't create games controling Nazis and you kill the Jews.